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Welcome to my website-cum-podcast.



However let me make myself clear. This is not a podcast or website about cum or any other bodily fluid for that matter. 


Thank you for finding me here and I hope you enjoy my many sexy adventures. 

This was to be a podcast about my successful acting career. However, things have been a bit on the slow side with this virus thingy so I'm attempting to retrain as a nail technician. 


Sir jamie tench (Pending) 






Recent and erotic episodes

Episode 3 – Cats and Dogs

Episode 3 – Cats and Dogs

adminDecember 30, 20191 min read

Tench takes his new dog Maloney out for a walk and talks about the past year and his plans for the future.

Comic Relief Special – Sonnet Marathon

Comic Relief Special – Sonnet Marathon

adminMarch 15, 20191 min read

My name is Jamie Tench, an actor of some repute. You may have seen me recently in Midsummer Murderers or the Space Ship series of films where I play Gubbin,…

Episode 2 – A Tale of Two Cities

Episode 2 – A Tale of Two Cities

adminJanuary 20, 20191 min read

Tench is settling into his new bucolic life and has received the marvellous news that his friend Barrington has been released from prison and will be coming to visit. The…

Episode 1 – Back to Christmas

Episode 1 – Back to Christmas

adminDecember 25, 20181 min read

In this episode he returns to his country cottage where the action of the Dab and Tench Christmas Special took place in 2011.